#050 Eddie Van Halen Rumors, Nikki Glaser Interview

In this episode I talk about the rumors surrounding Eddie Van Halen POSSIBLY being terminally ill and what he has meant to me, Rick Ocasek of The Cars passing away, MLB Playoffs, KISS in Cadillac and I replay my interview with Nikki Glaser from 2015 at the Traverse City Comedy Festival, before she was the huge star that she is today!  Check out her new special on Netflix out this week called, “Bangin'”!   Music credits:  The Cars – Since You’re Gone & Van Halen – DOA

#049 RIP Eddie Money w/ High School Football Guy

High School Football Guy joins me for a Sunday morning salute to Eddie Money who just passed away on Friday!  We also talk about comedian, Doug Stanhope who is in Traverse City tonight for a sold out show at Union Street Station .  We also talk a little Lions football… We play some Eddie Money & Doug Stanhope… also, I play my Eddie Money from an interview I did with him 4-5 years ago.  All of this in less than a half hour!  Enjoy!

#048 Kamp O recap w/ Don Swan from Sail Inn

Don Swan joins me to recap Kamp Omelette from the patio at the Sail Inn on this sunny Monday morning!  He was at Kamp O and I ran into him at the Holiday Inn yesterday afternoon for the 3 Hearted Band.   Music credit:  Woodstock by CSN&Y also Rhumba Man by Jimmy Buffett

#047 Live from Kamp Omelette 2019

Coming to you from the location of Kamp Omelette in Empire, Michigan!  We are once again raising money for the Cherryland Humane Society (Click the link here), so please give what you can and tell them it was from Kamp Omelette!   Thank you!!   Come on out to Kamp O this weekend, Sept. 6-8, 2019 …. It’s Free!!  Thanks to show regular Gas Guy Greg joining me on the podcast!  Song credits:  Fastball – The Way and Jimmy Buffett – When the Coast is Clear

Kamp Omelette 2019 is coming up THIS WEEKEND!!

September 6-8, 2019 (Friday thru Sunday) at the Eagles Campground in Empire, MI.   The event is FREE but please make a charitable donation to the Cherryland Humane Society on your own!   Bring your guitar and we’ll sing around the campfire!  Also, DJ-B’s Sound Entertainment will be playing your favorite tunes!  We’re taking over the whole campground for the weekend!  Come for the day, come for the whole weekend!  I can’t wait to see you!  It’s 21+ only!  The Eagles are putting on a breakfast on Saturday morning, so you might want to bring a few bucks for that.  This facility does have a hand pump for water but does not have electricity for campers… so plan accordingly!   There’s about 20 camp sites with picnic tables and fire rings… after they get taken up, the field is wide open!  Camp anywhere you want!   Bring a portable campfire if you can…. Campers, RV’s, Buses, Tent camping recreational vehicles and ATV’s are all welcome!  You can even sleep in your car if you want!  The speed limit in the campground property is 5 mph.   There are a ton of trails and seasonal roads very close to the property.  I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU THIS WEEEKEND!!

Omelette’s “Famous” Brown Paper Bag Turkey Recipe

INGREDIENTS:
1 whole turkey
2 stalks celery (roughly chopped)
1 carrot (roughly chopped)
1 onion (cut into quarters)
3 -4 crushed garlic cloves
olive oil
1 brown paper bag (2 if Turkey is huge)
1 can of chicken broth (for gravy)
1/2 cup of corn starch (for gravy)

Directions:
-Take everything out of the turkey. There will be a giblet bag and some other stuff
-Next add vegetables to the inside of the turkey. You don’t even have to peel anything. This is easy because the veggies are just for flavor – you are going to throw them away later
-Take the onion and cut it into quarters
-Chop a nice long carrot
-Do the same with a couple stalks of celery
-Add several cloves of garlic that you mash between a broad kitchen knife and the kitchen counter
-Throw it all inside the turkey
-Then rub the turkey all over with olive oil – not butter because butter usually has salt in it and salt is the enemy of a moist turkey. Make sure the whole bird is covered in olive oil
-Put the turkey in the brown paper bag, staple shut.. then put on roasting pan
-If you have a huge turkey use two paper bags at each end and staple together. It won’t stick to the bird because of the olive oil
-Sprinkle the bag all over with water
-Place into pre-heated 375 F oven ON THE MIDDLE RACK (Do not let the paper bag touch the heating element in the oven). The bag wont burn because paper burns at 451 and we’re at 375 degrees
-Roast for 13-15 minutes per pound
-When you think it’s ready, shove a meat thermometer through the bag and into the turkey and give it a minute to register. Make sure it doesn’t touch the bone
-The thermometer should register between 163-170 degrees
-Remove from oven, cut away the bag and remove the basting pan
-Do not throw out the drippings!
-To make the gravy, strain the pan juices into a really big pot. Any juices that accumulate on the turkey platter get poured into the pot
-Add six oz. of boiling chicken broth and 1/8 cup of corn starch to the gravy to thicken it up. Cook on low heat and stir and cook and stir
-If it seems it isn’t going to be thick enough, add a little more corn starch

(FAQ) What about the talk that brown paper bags are unsafe for cooking?  (Answer)  If you mean unsafe because of fire, it is important that the bag doesn’t make contact with the heating element of the oven. If you mean because of the recycled paper bag releasing toxins into the turkey, all I can say is that this recipe has been around for over 30 years. I’ve been posting this recipe for over 15 years and never had a single complaint that anyone got sick. I have received hundreds of emails over the years that this is the best turkey they’ve ever tasted and the perfect recipe for first time chefs!

Enjoy!  Happy Thanksgiving!!

-Omelette